| June 26, 2006 |
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Well we wait... how about a smile?
1) How do you catch a unique rabbit?
--------unique up on it.
2) How do you catch a tame rabbit?
-------tame way, unique up on it.
3) How do crazy people go through the forest?
------They take the psycho path.
4) How do you get Holy Water?
------You boil the Hell out of it.
5) What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
------Dam!
6) What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
------Polaroids.
7) What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
------A stick.
8) What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
------Nacho cheese.
9) What do you call Santa's helpers?
-------Subordinate clauses.
10) What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
------Quattro Sinko.
11) What do you get from a pampered cow?
------Spoiled milk.
12) What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
------Frostbite.
13) What lies at the bottome of the ocean and twitches?
-----A nervous wreck.
14) What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
------Anyone can roast beef.
15) Where do you find a dog with no legs?
------Right where you left him.
16)Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
------Because they have big fingers.
17) Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
------Because it scares the dog.
18) What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
------Sanka.
19) What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
------The location of the dirt bag.
20) Why did Pilgrim's pants always fall down?
------Because they wore their belt buckle on their hat.
21) What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
------A bad golfer goes Whack, Dang!
------A bad skydiver goes Dang! Whack.
22) How is a Texas tornado and a Arkansas divorce the same?
------Somebody's gonna lose a trailer!
I'm curious about the events unfolding at work. I'll post an update soon. |
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