| March 02, 2006 |
| WHY |
"Who's the more foolish: the fool or the fool who follows him?" -- Obi-Wan Kenobi (Old Ben)
Life is full of hard questions. Some takes time. Some takes thought. Others take pure stupidiy to even try to figure out. I came across a list of questions that really prove there are some fools out there to be worried with. What's scary is I'm guilty of some of these questions. Here we go...
1) Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
--"You weak minded fool. He's using an old Jedi mind trick." -- Jabba the Hutt
2) Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
--"I don't have anything else, but credits will do fine." -- Qui-Gon Jinn
3) Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
-- "Get in there you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!" -- Han Solo
4) Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
-- "It is an energy field created by all living things. It surrounds us, penetrates us, it binds the galaxy together." --Obi-Wan Kenobi
5) Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
-- "And now, your highness, we will discuss the location of your hidden rebel base..." -- Darth Vadar
6) Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
-- "No one can kill a Jedi." -- Anakin Skywalker
7) Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
-- "Besides, attacking that battle station ain't my idea of courage. It's more like... suicide." --Han Solo
8) Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
-- "Hmm. To a dark place this line of thought will take us. Great care we must take." --Yoda
9) Why do some people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
--"Difficult to see. Always in motion is future." Yoda
10) Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
--"Not as clumsy or as random as a blaster, but an elegant weapon for a more civilized age." --Obi-Wan Kenobi
and one last thought.... The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.
"May the force be with you. Always." Spirit of Obi-Wan Kenobi |
posted by Dare @ 7:41 AM  |
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Great post. Here's a couple more.
Why is there brail on drive-thru ATMs?
Why does it say "Picture menus available upon request." on fast-food drive through signs? (if you can't read you wouldn't know to ask)
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Great post. Here's a couple more.
Why is there brail on drive-thru ATMs?
Why does it say "Picture menus available upon request." on fast-food drive through signs? (if you can't read you wouldn't know to ask)